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Songs
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The Ex-Girlfriend Song - Some people have a love-hate relationship with their ex-girlfriends. They used to love them, now they hate them. This song goes a bit too far...
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Gecko Hunt - This is a song about some Geckos that Glyn found on holiday. It's a little bit Christian Rock but we like it like that.
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Student Love Song - Many of the love songs you hear on the radio or in the street don't come anywhere close to the reality of the situation
as Pond Life have found it as 21st century young British males. We present here an a more accurate rendition of this whole 'love' thing, as experienced daily
by students up and down the country...
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Raise your hands to the brocolli - In this secular age, religious music as is doesn't really do justice to the wide varity of different beliefs
held by members of our British society. In an attempt to rectify this, Pond Life present a tribute to something we can all believe in: the greatest food in the world. Arguably.
Download the mp3. Mixed by Ben Clayton - Death (he is my saviour) - Slightly worrying rock-pop. Get a lo-fi personal mp3-player recording by clicking here.
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All I got for Christmas - Never complain about socks again...
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All About the Bass - An ode to student clubs
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Beetleman - "This is a story about a man - and a beetle - who were brought together by the miracle of limb translocation". Classic.
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Transfusion - Keyboardist seeks human blood - urgent.
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Lullaby - Kids: can't sleep? Try this!
Download the mp3. Mixed by Ben Clayton - Donald, where's your baby cakes? - (for want of a better name...) This is a rather disturbing medley of scottish folk music with classic and contemporary pop. Dear, oh dear...
- It's the bailiffs - Better be careful what you do with those spare pounds!
Coming Soon
- The washed-up celebrity song AKA "it wasn't me" (in honour of Michael Jacksonmore)
- This is just a Tribute (to the worst song in the world...)
All songs and lyrics copyright Pondlife 2005. All rights reserved.